How to make a Flirt Program in C++ ( Computer Humor )

#include
#include
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

Main()
{
Goto college;
Scanf("100%" ,&ladies);

If(lady ==Cute)
Line++;
While( !reply )
{

Printf("I Love U");

Scanf("100%" ,&reply);

}


If(reply == "GAALI")
Main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

Else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
Exit(1);

Else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
Lover =Cute ;
Love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

Goto restaurant;

Restaurant:
{
Food++;
Smile++;
Pay->money = lover->money;
Return(college) ;
}

If(time==2.30)
Goto cinema;

Cinema:
{
Watch++;
If(intermission)
{
Coke++;
Popecorn++;
}